Category: Holiday

BREAKING NEWS: Christmas Is ON! Santa EXEMPT From COVID!

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leader is infectious disease, has confirmed that Santa Claus IS coming to town and he will not be bringing COVID-19! Fauci explained this to USA TODAY by stating: “Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity.” What does it… Read more »

Gen Z Influences The Next Decade of Business Practices

  As we begin 2020,  Generation Z is poised to account for 40% of all consumers in the US. This cohort of over 65 million spenders are less about consumerism and more likely influenced to spend money to better their life experience. Their idols are Time’s Person of the Year,  Greta Thunburg.  Their movements include… Read more »

Now that Santa has replaced lumps of COAL with SOLAR PANELS – Kids WANT to be Naughty!

  Teachers at North Pole Elementary School North are facing a crisis. After Santa announced that in place of lumps of coal, he would be putting environmentally friendly Solar Panels in Naughty kid’s Stockings. Santa’s announcement has left teachers faced with unruly behavior and complete chaos in their classrooms. “I’m at my wits end,” stated… Read more »