Tag: Solar Energy Systems

BREAKING NOW: Frosty Rejecting Eyes Made Out of Coal

NORTH POLE, DECEMBER 2018 – Frosty The Snowman’s is rejecting his two eyes made out of coal. Scientists have determined that this is the final phase of Frosty’s determination to live a green life with no carbon output. In addition to giving up smoking his corncob pipe, Frosty recently became a Solar Advocate. “Global Warming… Read more »

Water, Wet: 80% Of U.S. Electricity Could Be Produced By Renewables

By Frank Andorka, Senior Correspondent What Happened: Researchers at the University of California at Irvine (UCI) report that the United States could produce 80% of its electricity needs with solar and wind power, as long as the nation commits to building the grid to accommodate them, including up to 12 hours of battery storage. Someone… Read more »